“I have a long day ahead of me”. “Not possible, every day has 24 hours.” [:D]
“I cant understand the prof well.” “Sit at the back of the class so you will have more time to catch and understand what the prof says.” [:D]
“There is a meeting at 8:30, such an odd time!” “How is it odd? Both '8' and '30' are even numbers” [:D]
“The Panda is the least racist animal, its black, white and Asian.” “Is Michael Schumacher the most racist person?” [:D]
“I miss gals wearing sleeveless tshirts. When will the summer come?” “Yeah me too, I feel more comfortable with gals wearing sleeveless.” “Why?” “Then I am sure they don't have any tricks up their sleeve!” [:D]“I went rock climbing yesterday.” “How was it?” “Didnt enjoy it as I am scared of heights.” “Hmm you will not get to far with career when you have to climb the corporate ladder.” [:D]
After a mock interview. Interviewer- “You think well on your feet.” Me thinking “Hows that possible? I was seated suring the interview. It was more like thinking on my butt!” [:D]
Hope you enjoyed the sad jokes. If not, read the post again!
i actually enjoyed reading them
ReplyDeletehaha, nice!
ReplyDeletethanks guys. I am happy Vinay enjoys the jokes when cracked and when reported!
ReplyDeletefunny :) it sure does take courage to put your jokes on a blogpost though :)
ReplyDeletehmm. not so sad.:) n i liked the 'laughter tracks' link.hav seen many sitcoms.but never wondered who started it.
ReplyDelete@abha.. i never hide my sad jokes.. i am proud of them! in fact i feel they are under rated in their effectiveness to make conversation and keep the mood jolly..
ReplyDelete@ravishankar.. took me a while to find out what it is called! And actually the sound tracks are quite effective.. i watched a few friends episodes with the sound track removed.. they were not so funny, despite I already knowing the jokes beforehand..
there is one more of yours that i recollect..
ReplyDeletewe were playing poker & you did not win a single game in 3-4 hours... you had just 5 coins left.. and someone stole 1 from that too.... may be it was gampa.. then you shouted for your coin & gampa asked - how do you know it's your coin that is with me.
and here came your great reply - I have so few of them that i know them by face.. :P
that was funny
liked most of them one,the rock climbing was sad...anyways you are improving...great going
ReplyDelete@abhijeet.. Thanks for remembering one of my great jokes! You are a true friend! :D
ReplyDelete@Jonathan.. I will try to make them drier!